Intro
[D] [A] [G]
[D] [A] [G]
Verse 1
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
[D] [A] [G]
That's for sure
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean
[D] [A] [G]
And I make light of the darkness
[D] [A] [G]
I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
Best believe, yeah, you know me
Chorus
[D] [F#5] [G] [D]
I forgive and I forget
[F#5] [G] [D]
I know my age and I act like it
[F#5] [G] [Esus4]
Got what you can't resist
[Bb]
I'm a perfect all-American
Verse 2
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
[D] [A] [G] [E] [D#] [D] [A] [G]
I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
[D] [A] [G]
With love to spare
Chorus
[D] [F#5] [G] [D]
Forgive and I forget
[F#5] [G] [D]
I know my age and I act like it
[F#5] [G] [Esus4]
Got what you can't resist
[Bb] [D] [F#5]
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
Bridge
[G] [D] [F#5]
With perfect all-American lips
[G] [D] [F#5]
And perfect all-American hips
[G] [Esus4] [Bb]
I know my place, I know my place and this is it
[D] [F#5] [G] [D] [F#5] [G]
I don't get angry when I'm pissed, I'm the eternal optimist
[D] [F#5] [G] [Esus4] [Bb]
I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
[D] [F#5] [G] [D] [F#5] [G] [D] [F#5] [G] [Esus4] [Bb]
Like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Outro
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
All the time, I'm grateful all the time
[D] [A] [Bm] [G] [A] [D]
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
[D] [A] [G] [D] [A] [G]
Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the time (All the fucking time)
[D] [A] [Bm] [G] [A] [D]
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
