[D] [A7]
I was walking one day in the garden,
[D]
When I met with Osama Bin Laden.
[G] [D]
He gave me a push and said “Pass this to Bush,”
[A7] [D]
And I answered “I beg your pardon.”
[G] [D]
He said, “Oh, my pardon you never will see
[A7] [D]
‘Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree.
[G] [D]
You saw what I did to the WTC.
[A7] [D]
My resolve it continues to harden.”
[D] [A7]
I walked through the garden again,
[D]
And I met up with Saddam Hussein.
[G] [D]
He gave me a push and said “Pass this to Bush,”
[A7] [D]
So I told him, “You must be insane.”
[G] [D]
He answered, “Insane I never shall be
[A7] [D]
‘Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree.
[G] [D]
But if you send your soldiers to crucify me
[A7] [D]
I believe I’ve the right to complain.”
[D] [A7]
Well before I had gone very far,
[D]
Khatami got out of his car.
[G] [D]
He gave me a push and said “Pass this to Bush.
[A7] [D]
Who the hell do those Yanks think they are?”
[G] [D]
He said, “In Iran you can certainly see
[A7] [D]
Whether apples do grow on a wild cherry tree.
[G] [D]
Our holy men showed us the way we should be,
[A7] [D]
And we had to dispense with the Shah.”
[G] [D]
Oh, the axis of evil is a terrible place,
[A7] [D]
A danger indeed to the whole human race.
[G] [D]
If you ever should dare to wander out there,
[A7] [D]
You’re bound to fall flat on your face.
[D] .............................. [A7]
Kim Jong Il from the North of Korea
[D]
Offered to buy me a beer,
[G] [D]
Then he gave me a push and said “Pass this to Bush,
[A7] [D]
And I hope that the message is clear.
[G] [D]
He said, “All my people will idolize me
[A7] [D]
‘Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree,
[G] [D]
And they won’t live in fear of the land of the free,
[A7] [D]
We’ve got nuclear weapons out here.”
[G] [D]
Oh, the axis of evil is a terrible thing.
[A7] [D]
Of Iraq, North Korea and Iran I do sing.
[G] [D]
All I can say is keep well away
[A7] [D]
From its deadly and perilous sting.
[D] [A7]
Well I walked for a night and a day,
[D]
Till I came to the US of A.
[G] [D]
I sneaked up to Bush and I gave him a push,
[A7] [D]
And I asked him, “Now, what do you say?
[G] [D]
Why don’t you let all those poor Arabs be?”
[A7] [D]
He said, “We must show them all democracy.
[G] [D]
And besides, we need oil in the land of the free,
[A7] [D]
So they are the ones who must pay.”
[G] [D]
Oh, “the axis of evil” is a terrible phrase.
[A7] [D]
It’ll haunt Mr Bush ‘til the end of his days.
[G] [D]
If you step through the door that leads us to war
[A7] [D]
You’ll be hopelessly lost in the maze.
[G] [D]
There you will wander and never be free
[A7] [D]
‘Til apples do grow on a wild cherry tree.
[G] [D]
But if we’re in a jam we can call Uncle Sam
[A7] [D]
And his axis of democracy.
