Intro
[A] [D] [G]
Osama Osama why did you do that one thing
[D] [G]
With the planes and the buildings
[Em] [D]
that was quite the stink
Chorus
[D] [F#m] [E] [A]
Osama Osama Bin Laden You Jerk!
[Bm] [D] [G] [D]
Please don't blow up the buildings where I try to work
[Bm] [F#/Bb] [A] [E/Ab]
I got stuff to do and people to see
[Em7] [A]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
Verse 1
[D] [F#m]
'allo 'allo it's me Bin Laden
[G] [A]
Sorry to pester you but I
[D] [F#m]
gotta speak up my mind
[G] [D]
Those freaking ugly grey buildings
[F#m]
look like boil on my behind
[G] [A]
[D] [F#m]
Instead of the big grey boxes
[G] [A]
maybe try a nice peaceful cottage
[Bm] [F#m]
Because this really have no pizzaz
[G] [D]
and is causing my soul-rottage
Chorus
[D] [F#m] [E] [A]
Osama Osama Bin Laden You Jerk!
[Bm] [D] [G] [D]
Please don't blow up the buildings where I try to work
[Bm] [F#/Bb] [A] [E/Ab]
I got stuff to do and people to see
[Em7] [A]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
Bridge
[D] [G] [D]
Okay okay I will not do that one thing
[F#m] [Bm]
I've been hinting at
[F#m] [Em] [D] [A/C#]
I'll let those ugo mugo buildings stay
[F#m] [Bm] [F#]
But here's a one final warning
[A] [E]
never never never call me gay
[Em]
Never call me gay
[A]
Never call me gay
[D] [A] [G]
I am Osama Bin Laden
[Em] [E5] [D]
and that is quite frankly not okay
[A/C#] [Bm] [A] [G]
I have kids, I have a cave in which I live
[Em] [A]
I have a cool ass laptop with sick ass anime
[E]
So let's just relax and come together
[A] [F#/Bb]
No more fights for you and me
[Bm] [A]
Let's just chill out in my bunker
[E/Ab] [A]
and watch Dragon Ball Z
Chorus
{Come on, alright!}
[B5] [E] [F#/Bb] [B]
Osama Osama Bin Laden You Jerk!
[C#m] [E] [A] [E]
Please don't blow up the buildings where I try to work
[C#m] [G#/C] [B] [F#/Bb]
I got stuff to do and people to see
[F#m] [E/Ab] [C#m]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
[F#m] [G#m] [C#m]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
[F#m] [B] [C#] [E] [F#] [A]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from meeeeeeeeee
[E/Ab] [A] [B] [E]
Outro
(Hmmm, alright.)
[B5] [F#]
Osama Osama Bin Laden You Jerk!
[C#m] [E] [B]
Please don't blow up the buildings where I try to work
[C#m] [G#/C] [B] [F#/Bb]
I got stuff to do and people to see
[F#m] [Em] [C#m]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
[F#m] [B] [E] [C#m]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
[F#m] [B] [E] [E5]
Keep those seven forty sevens away from me
