Verse 1
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My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
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Did she die from old age or was it for my sins
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God I loved her oh so much
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Miss her little kitty touch
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Does she miss me does she care
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Oh I miss her kitty stare
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Do you have a little time
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Would you like to ease my mind
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Talk for hours and never stop
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Chop your head off
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Be a lighter person
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Brighter person nicer
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But you've heard it all before
Chorus
[Eb]
So ding dong
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There's the doorbell hello man in white
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He's gonna make you all well
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Getcha through the night
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But hey now
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You don't feel better
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As you take your fresh bromide
[B] [Fm] [Bb] [Bb7]
Maybe this man of letters lied
Verse 2
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Let me tell you 'bout a dream I had the other night
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You were in it boy you sure gave me a super fright
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I was walking down the street
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Downtown by the DMV
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You popped out behind a door
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It was odd you were on all fours
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Do you have some time to spare
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You were barking at a bear
[Bb] [Cm]
It said hey you'd better stop
[Bb]
Chop your head off
[Fm]
Be a lighter person
[Gm]
Brighter person
[Ab]
Nicer
[Bb]
But you've heard it all before
Chorus
[Eb]
So ding dong
[Ab]
There's the doorbell
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Hello man in red
[Eb] [Ab]
He's gonna make you all well
[Bb]
Getcha into bed
[Eb]
But hey now
[Ab]
You don't feel better
[Eb] [Ab]
As you wake and slowly rise
[B] [Fm] [Bb] [Bb7]
Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied
Verse 3
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Stick around one minute more
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I'm smarter than you think
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Do I sound like an old bore
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Oh man it's just the drink
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I didn't always hit the gin
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There were times when I fit in
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They'll never know how much I tried
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Did I tell you my cat died
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Do you have a little time
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Would you like to feel sublime
[Bb] [Cm]
Run away and never stop
[Bb]
Chop your head off
[Fm]
Be a lighter person
[Gm]
Brighter person
[Ab]
Nicer
[Bb]
But you've heard it all before
Chorus
[Eb]
So ding dong
[Ab]
There's the doorbell
[Eb] [Ab]
Hello man in black
[Eb] [Ab]
He's gonna make you all well
[Bb]
There's no going back
[Eb] [Ab]
But hey now you don't feel better
[Eb] [Ab]
As you drift off in the tide
[B] [Fm] [Bb] [Bb7]
Maybe this jack the ripper lied
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And you died
