Verse
[C] [F/D] [G]
Have a banana, Hannah
[C] [F/D] [G]
Try the salami, Tommy
[C] [F] [F#dim7]
Get with the gravy, Davy
[C/G] [G7]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[C] [F/D] [G]
Try a tomato, Plato
[C] [F/D] [G]
Here's cacciatore, Dory
[C] [F] [F#dim7]
Taste the bologna, Tony
[C/G]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Verse
[F] [Gm7] [C]
I fix your favorite dishes
[F] [Gm7] [C]
Hopin' this good food fills ya
[Am7] [D7]
Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone
[G7]
You better eat if it kills ya
Verse
[C] [F/D] [G]
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
[C] [F/D] [G]
Have an hors d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
[C] [F] [F#dim7]
Look in the fendel, Mendel
[C/G]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[C] [Cdim/Eb] [F/D] [G7] [C]
Hannah, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake
[G7]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Verse
[C] [F/D] [G]
Pastafazoola, Tallulah
[C] [F/D] [G]
Oh, do have a bagel, F/Dagel
[C] [F] [F#dim7]
Now don't be so bashful, Nashville
[G7]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Verse
[C] [F/D] [G]
Hey, this is a party, Marty
[C] [F/D] [G]
Well, you get the cherry, Jerry
[C] [F] [F#dim7]
Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey
[G7]
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house
Verse
[F] [Gm7] [C]
All of my friends are welcome
[F] [Gm7] [C]
Don't make me coax you, moax you
[Am7] [D7]
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
[G7]
You gotta eat if it chokes you
Verse
[C] [F/D] [G]
Oh, do have a knish, Nisha
[C] [F/D] [G]
Pass him the latke, Matke
[C] [F] [F#dim7]
Chile con carne for Barney
[G7]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Verse
[C] [Cdim/Eb] [F/D] [G7] [C]
F/Dace, buster, chair, chops, fump
[G7]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[G7] [C]
Everybody eats when they come to my house
