Please notice that I recommend to use this chords at the verses:
** THE FOLLOWING CHORDS IS FOR UKULELE ONLY **
[A] [E] [C] [G]
Em - 7 7 7 9
D - 5 5 6 7
C - 3 3 4 5
******
[Em] [D]
When you walk in the bar
[D] [C]
And you dressed like a star
[C] [Bm] [G]
Rockin' your F me pumps
[Em] [D]
And the men notice you
[D] [C]
With your Gucci bag crew
[C] [Bm] [G]
Can't tell who he's lookin' to
[Em] [D]
Cuz you all look the same
[D] [C]
Everyone knows your name
[C] [Bm] [G]
And that's your whole claim to fame
[Em] [D]
Never miss a night
[D] [C]
Cuz your dream in life
[C] [Bm] [G]
Is to be a footballer's wife
[Am]
You don't like players
[D]
That's what you say-a
[G] [C]
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
[Am]
You don't like ballers
[D]
They don't do nothing for ya
[G] [C]
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
[Em] [D]
You're more than a fan
[D] [C]
Lookin' for a man
[C] [Bm] [G]
But you end up with one-nights-stands
[Em] [D]
He could be your whole life
[D] [C]
If you got past one night
[C] [Bm] [G]
But that part never goes right
[Em] [D]
In the morning you're vexed
[D] [C]
He's onto the next
[C] [Bm] [G]
And you didn't even get no text
[Em] [D]
Don't be too upset
[D] [C]
If they call you a sket
[C] [Bm] [G]
Cuz like the news everyday you get press
[Am]
You don't like players
[D]
That's what you say-a
[G] [C]
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
[Am]
Or them big ballers
[D]
Don't do nothing for ya
[G] [C]
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
[Em]
You can't sit down right
[D]
Cuz your jeans are too tight
[C] [Bm] [G]
And you're lucky it's ladies night
[Em]
With your big empty purse
[D]
Every week it gets worse
[C] [Bm] [G]
At least your breasts cost more than hers
[Em]
So you did Miami
[D]
Cuz you got there for free
[C] [Bm] [G]
But somehow you missed the plane
[Em]
You did too much E
[D]
Met somebody
[C] [Bm] [G]
And spent the night getting caned
[Am]
Without girls like you
[D]
There'd be no fun
[G] [C]
We'd go to the club and not see anyone
[Am]
Without girls like you
[D]
There's no nightlife
[G] [C]
All those men just go home to their wives
[Em]
Don't be mad at me
[D]
Cuz you're pushing thirty
[C] [Bm] [G]
And your old tricks no longer work
[Em]
You should have known from the jump
[D]
That you always get dumped
[C] [Bm] [G]
So dust off your fuck me pumps
