Verse 1
[Cmaj7] [Esus]
When you walk in the bar
[Bm7b5] [Dm7]
And you're dressed like a star
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
Rockin' your "eff me" pumps
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
And a man notice you with your Gucci bag crew
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
Can't tell who he's looking to
[Cmaj] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
'Cause you all look the same, everyone knows your name
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
And that's your whole claim to fame
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm]
Never miss a night, 'cause your dream in life
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
Is to be a footballerâs wife
Chorus
[Am]
You don't like players
[D]
That's what you say
[G] [C]
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
[Am]
You don't like ballers
[D]
They don't do nothing for ya
[G] [C]
But you'd love a rich man sixfoottwo or taller
Verse 2
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
You're more than a fan lookin' for a man
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
But you end up with onenight stands
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
He could be your whole life if you got past one night
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
But that part never goes right
[Cmaj7] [Esus]
In the morning, you're vexed
[Bm7b5] [Dm7]
He's on to the next
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
And you didn't even get no text
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
Don't be too upset if they call you a skank
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
'Cause like the news, every day, you get pressed
Chorus
[Am]
You don't like players
[D]
That's what you say
[G] [C]
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
[Am]
All them big ballers
[D]
Don't do nothing for ya
[G] [C]
But you'd love a rich man sixfoottwo or taller
Verse 3
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
You can't sit down right, 'cause your jeans are too tight
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
And you lucky it's ladies' night
[Cmaj7] [Esus]
With your big empty purse
[Bm7b5] [Dm7]
Every week it gets worse
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
At least your breast cost more than hers
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
So you did Miami, 'cause you got there for free
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
But, somehow, you missed the plane
[Cmaj7] [Esus]
You did too much E
[Bm7b5] [Dm7] [Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
Met somebody and spent the night getting caned
Bridge
[Am] [D]
Without girls like you, there'd be no fun
[G] [C]
We'd go to the club and not see anyone
[Am] [D]
Without girls like you, there's no night life
[G] [C]
All those men just go home to their wives
Outro
[Cmaj7] [Esus] [Bm7b5] [Dm7]
Don't be mad at me 'cause you're pushing thirty
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
And your old tricks no longer work
[Cmaj7] [Esus]
You should have known from the jump
[Bm7b5] [Dm7]
That you always get dumped
[Am7] [Bm/D] [G]
So dust off your fuck me pumps
