Verse 1
[Em] [C]
Love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o'clock on a Tuesday
[Bm]
Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up
[Em] [A7]
Got a soft spot for a bev' and a boy that's fruity
I can't lie, whole week's been tough
Pre-Chorus
[D]
No party invitations, not goin' to the club
Chorus
[G]
I'm just drinking to call someone
[G7]
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
[C] [Am7]
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
[C] [D]
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
[G]
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
[G7]
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
[C] [Am7]
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
[Dsus4] [Em]
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain
Verse 2
[Am7]
Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super important (How many shots in an ounce?)
[Cmaj7] [Bm7]
I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now (Answer me, baby, um, are you in town?)
[Em]
I miss you and I think about you every minute
[A7]
If you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck
Pre-Chorus
[Dsus4]
Just tryin' different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up
Chorus
[G]
I'm just drinking to call someone
[G7]
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
[C] [Am7]
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
[C] [D]
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
[G]
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
[G7] N.C.
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
[C] [Am7]
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
[Dsus4] [G] [G7] [C] [Am7] [Dsus4]
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain (Ooh)
Bridge
[G]
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[G7]
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
[C]
How's yous been? What's up?
[Am7]
(Ah, woo, hahaha) Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[C] [Dsus4]
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?
[G]
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[G7]
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
Shoulda we hooks up?
[C] [Am7]
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
[Dsus4]
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?
Chorus
[G]
I'm just drinking to call someone
[G7] N.C.
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
[C] [Am7]
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
[C] [D]
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
[G]
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
[G7]
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
[C] [Am7]
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
[Dsus4] N.C.
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain
