Intro
[C] [Em] [Am] [Fmaj7] [Fm]
Verse 1
[C] [Em]
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
[Am]
You said it looked better on me than it did you
[Fmaj7]
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
[Fm]
But I watch your eyes as she
Pre-Chorus
[C]
Walks by
[Em] [Am]
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
[Fmaj7] [Fm]*
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus
[C]
Why would you ever kiss me?
[Em]
I'm not even half as pretty
[Am]
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
[Fmaj7]
But you like her better
[Fm]*
Wish I were Heather
Verse 2
[C]
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
[Em]
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
[Am]
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
[Fmaj7] [Fm]
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Pre-Chorus
[C]
Walks by
[Em] [Am]
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
[Fmaj7] [Fm]*
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus
[C]
Why would you ever kiss me?
[Em]
I'm not even half as pretty
[Am]
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
[Fmaj7]
But you like her better
[Fm]*
I wish I were Heather
Bridge
[C] [Em]
Ooh, Wish I were Heather
[Am] [Fmaj7] [Fm]
Ooh Wish I were Heather
Chorus
[C]
Why would you ever kiss me?
[Em]
I'm not even half as pretty
[Am]
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
[Fmaj7]
But you like her better
[Fm]*
Wish I were
