Verse
[C]
It's not easy having yourself a good time
[Fm]
Greasing up those bets and betters
[Fm]
Watching out they don't four-letter
[C]
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
[Fm]
Smells-like something I've forgotten
[Fm]
Curled up died and now it's rotten
[Gm]
I'm not a gangster tonight
[Ab]
Don't want to be a bad guy
[Gm]
I'm just a loner baby
[Ab]
And now you're gotten in my way
Chorus
[Eb]
I can't decide
[G]
Whether you should live or die
[Ab]
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
[F]
Please don't hang your head and cry
[Cm]
No wonder why
[Eb]
My heart feels dead inside
[G] [Ab]
It's cold and hard and petrified
[Eb] [F]
Lock the doors and close the blinds
[Ab] [Bb] [Eb]
We're going for a ride
Interlude
[D] [Db] [C]
(Play D Db C as a chromatic walk down at the very
beginning of the measure then hold C into Verse 2)
Verse 2
[C]
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
[Fm]
If I stop now call me a quitter
[Fm]
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
[C]
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
[Fm]
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
[Fm]
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
[Gm]
I've got to hand it to you
[Ab]
You've played by all the same rules
[Gm]
It takes the truth to fool me
[Ab]
And now you've made me angry
Chorus 2
[Eb]
I can't decide
[G]
Whether you should live or die
[Ab]
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
[F]
Please don't hang your head and cry
[Cm]
No wonder why
[Eb]
My heart feels dead inside
[G] [Ab]
It's cold and hard and petrified
[Eb] [F]
Lock the doors and close the blinds
[Ab] [Bb] [Eb]
We're going for a ride
Bridge
[D] [Db] [C]
Oh I could throw you in the lake
[Fm]
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
[Bb] [Eb]
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
[G]
Oh I could bury you alive
[Cm]
But you might crawl out with a knife
[Abm]
And kill me when I'm sleeping
[Bb]
That's why
Chorus
[Eb]
I can't decide
[G]
Whether you should live or die
[Ab]
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
[F]
Please don't hang your head and cry
[Cm]
No wonder why
[Eb]
My heart feels dead inside
[G] [Ab]
It's cold and hard and petrified
[Eb] [F]
Lock the doors and close the blinds
[Ab] [Bb] [Eb]
We're going for a ride
Outro
[Eb] [G] [Ab] [F]
[Cm] [Eb] [G] [Ab]
[Eb] [F] [Ab] [Bb]
[Eb]
