Verse 1
[Dsus2] [G] [A]
I'm best friends with my own front door
[Dsus2] [G] [Asus4]
I just closed it, but it's opening more
[Dsus2] [G] [Asus4]
Then the cops came, and they sent me to jail
[Dsus2] [G] [Aadd4]
But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again
[Dsus4] [G/B] [A]
Verse 2
[Dsus2] [G] [Asus2]
I'm the postman, and I've got cool clothes
[D] [G] [A]
I'm the neighbors, and I'm wearing cool shoes
[Dsus2] [G] [Asus4]
And I'm dreaming of a brand new world
[D] [G] [A]
And I'm hoping that it comes real soon
Bridge
N.C.
But I saw a sign
N.C.
I saw the sign
N.C.
It's a bad, bad sign
[Bm7add4] [Emaj11]
Said "It's not gonna happen
[Bm7add4] [Aadd2]
And it's not what it seems
[Aadd2] [G#m7]
You're not gonna make it
[Am9] [Emaj7]
And it's not meant to be"
Verse 3
[D] [G] [Aadd4]
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
[Em7] [Gadd2] [Asus4] [A]
But everyone told me I couldn't do it
[D] [A] [D] [Em7] [Bmaj7] [G/D] [A/E] [Emaj7/G#] [F#sus4] [Fsus4] [Esus4]
And I feel real nice 'cause I got lots of money in my bank account
[D6] [Bmaj7sus]
And I walk down the street
[D6] [Bmaj7sus]
People throw things at me
[Em7] [Aadd4]
Like breakfast and strength tests (Oh, this is cool)
[Gadd2] [Em7]
How much can I bench press? (Oh, I'm very strong)
[Em7/G] [A7sus4]
Time to win some awards
Verse 4
[D] [G] [Em7] [Asus4]
I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
[D] [G] [Em7] [Asus4]
I'm gonna open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2
[D] [Gmaj7] Emadd2 [Aadd4]
'Cause I'm hungry and scared, and I can't find the truth
[Em] [Aadd4] [D]
So I'm leaving, oh, there's my balloon
Verse 5
[G] [Em] [Aadd4]
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
[D] [Em] [Em] [Aadd4]
I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud
[D] [G] [Em] [A]
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
[Em7] [Aadd4] [D]
That's how the game begins
[Badd2] [Em] [A7] [D]
Oh, that's how I get home again
