Intro
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Verse 1
[G] [D]
I'm good at wasting time
[Em]
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
[C]
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
[G] [D]
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
[Em]
or sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
[C]
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
[Am] [G/B]
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
[A] [C] [D]
And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame
Chorus
[G]
If you wanna know here it goes
[D]
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
[Em]
Gonna let you see everything
[C]
But remember that you asked for it
[G]
I'll try to do my best to impress
[D]
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
[Em] [C]
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
[Am]
for your perusing?
[G/B]
At times confusing,
[C]
slightly amusing
[D]
Introducing me
[G]
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
[D]
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
[Em]
La da la da
[C] [G] N.C.
La da la da la da la da, da
Verse 2
[G] [D]
I never trust a dog to watch my food
[Em]
And I like to use to the word "dude"
[C]
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
[G] [D]
And I - I've never really been into cars
[Em]
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
[C]
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
[Am] [G/B]
I love the sound of violins
[A] [C] [D]
And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile
Chorus
[G]
If you wanna know here it goes
[D]
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
[Em]
Gonna let you see everything
[C]
But remember that you asked for it
[G]
I'll try to do my best to impress
[D]
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
[Em] [C]
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
[Am]
for your perusing?
[G/B]
At times confusing,
[C]
possibly amusing
[D]
Introducing me
[Em] [C]
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
[A] [C] [D]
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime
Chorus
[G] N.C.
So, If you wanna know here it goes
[D] N.C.
gonna tell you there's a part of me
that shows if we're close
[Em] N.C.
Gonna let you see everything
[C] N.C.
But remember that you asked for it
[G]
I'll try to do my best to impress
[D]
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
[Em] [C]
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
Well, you asked for it,
[Am]
for your perusing?
[G/B]
At times confusing,
[C]
hopefully amusing
[D]
Introducing me
Outro
[G]
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
[D]
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
[Em]
Do do do doo
[C] [Em] [D] [Am] [G]
Introducing me
