KIT KAT CLUB
As recorded by The Mary Wallopers
(2026 release)
Intro
[D]
Verse 1
[D]
Tried to go to the Kit Kat Club
[D]
The banana one as well
[D]
There was no room left in Heaven
[D]
So they sent him down to Hell
[D]
There were all the demons
[D]
Drinkin' pints of stout
[D]
But the divils all got sick of him
[D]
And kicked the fucker out
Verse 2
[D]
Lola's flushin' toilets
[D]
In the back of a burnin' club
[D]
The lights are down
[D]
The leather's brown
[D]
There's powder in the tub
[D]
Is it 'cause I'm Irish?
[D]
Is it 'cause I'm pissed?
[D]
Is it 'cause you're a Yankee and I'm a socialist?
[Instrumental Break]
[D]
Outro
[D]
One hand on the right one
[D]
Another on the left
[D]
You only got a little bump
[D]
And your pal took the rest
[D]
One hand on the right one
[D]
And another on the left
[D]
You only got a little bump
[D]
And your pal took the rest
[D]
One hand on the right one
[D]
And another on the left
[D]
You only got a little bump
[D]
And your pal took the rest
[D]
One hand on the right one
[D]
And another on the left
[D]
You only got a little bump
[D] N.C.
And your pal took the rest
Outro
[D]