Lifes A Bitch And Then Youll Die
Robyn Ottolini · B · Capo 2
Lifes A Bitch And Then Youll Die
Robyn Ottolini
Other
Real Key
C#
Capo
Fret 2
Rate
Real Key
C#
Capo
Fret 2
ledutu
B
C#
0.2x
120
BPM1
2
3
4
Rhythm
2/4
3/4
4/4
5/4
6/8
7/8
No Accent
Downbeat
Backbeat
All Equal
1 & 3
LIFE'S A BITCH (AND THEN YOU'LL DIE)
As recorded by Robyn Ottolini
(2026 release)
Capo 2nd fret
Intro
[A] [D] [A] [E] [A]
Verse 1
[A] [D]
You should wake up in the morning on the right side of the bed
[A] [E]
Convince yourself the grass is green on your side of the fence
[A] [D]
See the silver lining in the existential dread
[A]
If someone hasn't told you yet
[E] [A]
I'm telling you my friend
Chorus
[A]
Life's a bitch
[D]
And then you die
[A] [E]
Might as well roll one up and get real high
[A] [D]
Don't complain, it's a waste of time
[A] [E]
'Cause life's a bitch, life's a bitch
[A]
And then you die
Verse 2
[A] [D]
Be kinder to your neighbour 'cause their time is comin' too
[A]
If it's not completely obvious
[E]
We're all already screwed
[A] [D]
Ain't no point in arguing if a man went to the moon
[A] [E]
'Cause we're all circling the drain of our impending doom
Chorus
[A]
Life's a bitch
[D]
And then you die
[A] [E]
Might as well kill a case of Miller Light
[A] [D]
Don't complain, it's a waste of time
[A] [E]
'Cause life's a bitch, life's a bitch
[A]
And then you die
Bridge
[A] [D]
Life's a bitch
[A] [E]
And then you die
[A] [D]
Life's a bitch
[A] [E] [A]
And then you die
Verse 3
[A] [D]
When I get to contemplatin' all of my regrets
[A] [E]
I take a moment to remember what my mama always said
N.C.
"Robyn, life's a bitch and then you die"
N.C.
Right
Chorus
[A]
Life's a bitch
[D]
And then you die
[A] [E]
No, I ain't ever met no one who's made it out alive
[A]
Don't complain
[D]
It's a waste of time
[A]
Life's a bitch
[E]
Life's a bitch
[E]
And then you
Outro
N.C.
Have a good time and make lots of money
N.C.
And treat everybody like they're somebody
N.C.
If it's such a joke then laugh like it's funny
N.C.
Life's a bitch and then you die honey
[A]
Have a good time and make lots of money
[D]
And treat everybody like they're somebody
[A]
If it's such a joke then laugh like it's funny
N.C.
Life's a bitch and then you die honey
Chords Used (3)
Guitar
Ukulele
A
1 / 4
D
1 / 4
E
1 / 4
Song Info
Real Key
C#
Capo
Fret 2
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