Based on YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTU6Yam0pdI
3/4
108 bpm
Intro
| • • [Cm] |
| [Fm] • • | [Eb/G] • • | [Db] • • | • • • |
Verse 1
[Fm] [Eb] [Fm] [Ab]
When I wake in the morn, and the sun is a shining
[Dbmaj7] [Cm7] [Bbadd9]
The first thing I hear is my cunt husband whining
[Fm] [Eb/G] [Fm] [Ab]
If it's not his back, it's his fat fuckin' belly
[Dbmaj7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2]
Or the fact, there's never anything good on the telly
[Fm] [Eb] [Dbmaj7] [Cm7]
He's just a useless arsehole and not a great catch
[Fm7] [Eb] [Dbmaj9]
He's got a tiny... cock that doesn't fill my snatch
[Eb] [Fm] [Eb] [Fm] [Ab]
I ask him to do something, he'll never do it
[Dbmaj7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2]
My husband's a cunt and that's all there is to it
Chorus 1
[Fm7] [Eb] [Fm] [Eb]
Oh..., ladeeda..., ladeeda day
[Fm7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2] [Fm]
Oh..., ladeeda..., my husband's a cunt
[Fm7] [Eb] [Fm] [Eb]
Oh..., ladeeda..., ladeeda day
[Fm7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2] [Fm] [Fm]
Oh..., ladeeda..., my husband's a cunt
Verse 2
[Fm] [Eb] [Fm] [Ab]
We live on a farm, no neighbours for miles
[Dbmaj7] [Cm7] [Bbadd9]
My minge has never seen a real cock for a while
[Fm] [Eb/G] [Fm] [Ab]
Never a real man, within these bricks and mortar
[Dbmaj7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2]
My husband's spunk looks like potato water
[Fm] [Eb] [Dbmaj7] [Cm7]
I pray to the Gods that they'll send me a viking
[Fm7] [Eb] [Dbmaj9]
With a big feckin helmet, that's more to my liking
Chorus 2
[Fm7] [Eb] [Fm] [Eb]
Oh..., ladeeda..., ladeeda day
[Fm7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2] [Fm]
Oh..., ladeeda..., my husband's a cunt
[Fm7] [Eb] [Ab] [Eb/G]
Oh..., ladeeda..., ladeeda day
[Fm7] [Cm7] [Bbsus2] [Fm] [Fm]
Oh..., ladeeda..., my husband's a cunt
Outro
| [Fm] • • | [Eb] • • | [Dbmaj7] • • | • • • | [Cm7] • • | • • • | [Fm7]
