Verse 1
[D] [A]
He's clingy, he's loving, he always initiates
[D] [A]
Calling and touching, it feels like just yesterday
[G] [A]
He wanted all four of my personalities
[G] [A]
Now I don't recognize this
Pre-Chorus
[D]
Stranger (Stranger)
Danger (Danger)
[A]
There in my bed at night
[D]
Wide-eyed (Dreamin')
Pondering (Schemin')
[A]
What life without me'd be like
[G] [A]
Can I return him, give back the version I like?
[Bb] [C]
This one's bullshit, baby
Chorus
[F] [Am] [Bb] [Bbm]
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
[Am] [Dm] [Bb] [Bbm]
He fell in love with self-restraint and now it's getting out of hand
[F] [A7]
He used to be literally obsessed with me
[Bb] [Bbm]
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
[Am] [Dm] [Eb]
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
[Dm]
Something I don't understand
Verse 2
[D] [A]
He's busy, he's working, he doesn't have time for me
[D] [A]
My slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least
[G] [A] [G] [A]
What in the fucked-up romantic, dark comedy is this nightmare lately?
[D] [A]
Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big journey to find
[D] [A]
A little zest of life, a new sense of purpose, but why?
Pre-Chorus
[Gmaj7]
I'm right here (Right here)
I'm waving (Hello)
[A]
The joke can be over now
[Bb] [C]
You're so silly, baby
Chorus
[F] [Am] [Bb] [Bbm]
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
[Am] [Dm] [Bb] [C]
He fell in love with self-restraint and now it's getting out of hand
[F] [A7]
He used to be literally obsessed with me
[Bb] [Bbm]
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
[Am] [Dm] [Eb]
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
[Bb] [F] [Am] [Bb] [Bbm]
Something I don't understand
Outro
[Am] [Dm] [Bb] [C]
No, oh
[F] [Am]
My man's in touch with his emotions
[Bb] [Bbm]
My man won't touch me with a twenty-foot pole
[Am] [Dm]
My man's forgotten his devotion
[Eb] [F] [Am] [Bb] [Bbm] [Am] [Dm] [Bb]
Where he's gone? God only knows
[Bbm] [F]
(Where he's gone? God only knows)