Intro
[Fmaj7] [Cmaj7] [E7] [Am7] [D7] x2
Verse 1
[Fmaj7] [Cmaj7]
We were so happy, why not mix it up?
[E7] [Am7] [D7]
I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
[Fmaj7] [Cmaj7]
No way to know just who you're thinking of
[E7] [Am7]
I just wish you didn't have a mind
Pre-Chorus
[D7] [Fmaj7]
(Ah) That could flip like a switch
[Cmaj7]
Like a wandering drift
[E7]
To a neighboring bitch
[Am7] [D7] [Fmaj7]
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?
[Cmaj7]
How did it come to this?
[E7]
Boy, I know where you live
Chorus
[A]
Baby, I'm not angry
[F#m7]
Love you just the same
[Bm7] [E]
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
[C#m7]
And all your days are sunny
[F#m7]
From your windowpane
[Bm7]
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
[A]
And a forever of never getting laid
Verse 2
[Fmaj7] [Cmaj7]
I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
[E7] [Am7] [D7]
Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
[Fmaj7] [Cmaj7]
Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
[E7] [Am7] [D7]
And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)
Pre-Chorus
[Fmaj7]
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
[Cmaj7]
I was so confident (Confident)
[E7]
'Til the thought of it hit
[Am7] [D7] [Fmaj7]
That any given night, you could be using your lips
[Cmaj7]
On a girl with big tits
[E7]
Boy, I know where you live
Chorus
[A]
Baby, I'm not angry
[F#m7]
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)
[Bm7] [E]
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
[C#m7]
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)
[F#m7]
From your windowpane
[Bm7]
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
[A] [F#m7]
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
[Bm7]
Mm-mm
[F#m7] [E7] [C#m7] [F#m7] [Bm7] [E7]
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)
Outro
[A] [Fmaj7]
At the end of the rainbow
[G7]
I hope you find
[Am7] [Am7/G#] [Am7/G]
A good whole lot of nothing
[F#dim]
'Cause you're still inside
[Dm7] [Ddim] [Gsus4] [C]
And abstinence is just a state of mind
