Verse 1
[G] [A] [C]
I want to know the day custodian
[Am] [C] [D] [D7]
I want to hear his harsh refrain
[B] [B7] [Em] [A] [D] [D7]
But most of all I hear the calling of the watchman after hours
Verse 2
[G] [A] [C]
I want to be the night security
[Am] [C] [D] [D7]
I want to own a tiny TV
[B] [B7] [Em]
With the sound turned down and no one around
[A] [D] [D7]
I'll sing so very loud
Verse 3
[G] [A] [C]
I want to be the night security
[Am] [C] [D] [D7]
I want to sleep right in my clothes
[B] [B7] [Em]
I want to open my eyes as people walk by
[A] [D] [G]
And whisper, "Who's that guy?"
Bridge
[D] [G]
My keychain is on the table
[C] [D] [G]
Its massive size implies
[D] [G]
The scope of what I'm able
[C] [D] [G]
To unlock any time
Verse 4
[G] [A] [C]
I want to be the night security
[Am] [C] [D] [D7]
I want to sleep right in my clothes
[B] [B7] [Em]
I want to open my eyes as people walk by
[A] [D] [G]
And whisper, "Who's that guy?"