C/B: X-2-2-0-1-0
Am/G: 3-0-2-2-1-0
Intro
[G] [Gmaj7] [Em] [Em]
[C] [C/B] [Am] [Am/G] [D] [D]
Verse 1
[G] [E7]
I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste
[Am] [Am]
It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way
[C] [C/B]
I promise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes
[D]
But just don't
Verse 2
[G] [E7]
I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy
[Am] [Am]
Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight
[C] [C/B]
I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes
[D]
Yeah, I know (All I'm asking, baby)
Chorus
[G] [G] [Gmaj7]
Please, please, please
[Gmaj7] [Em] (no Chord) [Em]
Don't prove I'm right
[C] [C/B] [Am]
And please, please, please
[Am/G] [D]
Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
[G] [Gmaj7]
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another
[Em] [Em]
I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker
[C] [C/B] [Am] [Am/G] [D]
Please, please, please
Verse 3
KEY CHANGE
[Bb] [D7]
Well, I have a fun idea, babe, maybe just stay inside
[Cm] [Cm]
I know you're cravin some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice
[Eb] [Eb/D]
And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me
[F]
I'm just kidding… but really, really, really
Chorus
[G] [G] [Gmaj7]
Please, please, please
[Gmaj7] [Em] N.C. [Em]
Don't prove I'm right
[C] [C/B] [Am]
And please, please, please
[Am/G] [D]
Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
[G] [Gmaj7]
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another
[Em] [Em]
I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker
[C] [C/B] [Am] [Am/G] [D]
Please, please, please
[C] [D]
If you wanna go and be stupid
[G] [Em9]
Don't do it in front of me
[C] [D]
If you don't wanna cry to my music
[G] [B7]
Don't make me hate you prolifically
[C] [D]
Please, please, please
[D] [G]
Please, please, please
[G] [Gmaj7] [Em]
Please (Please), please (Please), please
Outro
[C] [Am]