Intro
[G] [Em] [C] [G] [D]
Verse 1
[G] [Em]
Guess I'll end this life alone
[C] [G] [D]
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
[G] [G/F#] [Em]
All the douchebags in my phone
[C]
Play 'em like a slot machine
[G] [D] [B7]
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'
Pre-Chorus
[Em]
A boy who's jacked and kind
[C] [Cm]
Can't find his ass to save my life
Chorus
[G] [Em]
Oh, it's slim pickings
[Am]
If I can't have the one I love
[Bm] [C]
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
[G] [G/F]
Just to get my fixings
[C]
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
[D] [G]
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
[Post-Chorus]
[Em] [C]
Ah-ah-ah-ah
[G] [D]
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Verse 2
[G] [Em]
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
[C] [G] [D] [G]
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are"
[Em]
Yet he's naked in my room
[C]
Missing all the things he's missing
[G] [D] [B7]
God knows that he isn't living large
Pre-Chorus
[Em]
A boy who's nice, that breathes
[C] [Cm]
I swear he's nowhere to be seen
Chorus
[G] [Em]
It's slim pickings
[Am]
If I can't have the one I love
[Bm] [C]
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
[G] [G/F]
Just to get my fixings
[C]
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
[D] [G] [Em]
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
[C] [G] [D]
Moanin' and bitchin'
Outro
[G] [G/F]
[C] [Cm]
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
[C] [Cm]
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
[C]
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
[D] [G]
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'
