Intro
[F#m7] |[D] |[A] [E] |
Verse 1
[A] [F#m7]
Guess I'll end this life alone
[D] [A] [E]
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
[A] [F#m7]
All the douchebags in my phone
[D] [A] [E]
I play them like a slot machine, if they're winning I'm just losing
Pre-chorus
[C#7] [F#m7]
Oh boy who's jacked and kind
[D] [Dm]
Can't find his ass to save my life
Chorus
[A] [F#m7]
Oh it's slim pickins
[D] [E]
If I can't have the one I love, then it's you who I'll be kissin
[A] [A7/G]
Just to get my fix in
[D]
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
[Dm] [A]
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
[F#m7] |[D] |[A] [E] |
Verse 2
[A] [F#m7]
Jesus what's a girl to do
[D] [A] [E]
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their" "there" and "they are"
[A] [F#m7]
Yet he's naked in my room
[D] [A] [E] [C#7]
Missin all the things he's missin, god knows that he isn't living large
Pre-chorus
[C#7] [F#m7]
Oh boy whose nice that breathes
[D] [Dm]
Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen
Chorus
[A] [F#m7]
It's slim pickins
[D] [A] [E]
If I can't have the one I love, guess it's you who I'll be kissin
[A] [A7/G]
Just to get my fix in
[D]
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
[Dm] [A]
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
[F#m7] [D] [A] [E]
Moanin' and bitchin'
[A] [A7/G]
Outro
[D] [Dm]
And since the good ones call thier exes wasted
[D] [Dm]
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin'
[D]
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
[E] [A]
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'
