Intro
[D]
Fore!
[Verse One]
[D] [C]
Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
[A] [Ab] [A] [D]
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
[F] [Gb] [G]
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
[D] [C]
But it went straight down the middle like they say
[Verse Two]
[D] [C]
Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
[A] [Ab] [A] [D]
Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
[F] [Gb] [G]
My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
[D] [C]
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way
{Verse Three}
[F] [Ab]
The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
[D] [Ab]
And I was never keener to play
[D] [C]
I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
[A] [Ab] [A] [D]
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
[F] [Gb] [G]
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
[D] [C]
That it went straight down the middle today
{Short break]
[D] [C]
[Verse Four]
[A] [Ab] [A] [D]
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
[F] [Gb] [G]
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
[D] [Ab] [A]
That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
[D] [C] [C] [G] [C]
But it went straight down the middle far awsy
