Chorus 1
[G] [D] [C]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
[G] [D] [C]
I just wanna lay in my bed
[G] [D]
Don't feel like picking up my phone
[C]
So leave a message at the tone
[G] [B7] [C]
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Verse 1
[G] [D]
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
[C]
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
[G] [D] [C]
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
[G] [D]
I'll be loungin' on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie
[C]
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
[G] [D] [C]
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
Pre-Chorus 1
[Am]
Oh oh, yes I said it
[Bm]
I said it
[C] [D]
I said it cause I can
Chorus 2
[G] [D] [C]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
[G] [D] [C]
I just wanna lay in my bed
[G] [D]
Don't feel like picking up my phone
[C]
So leave a message at the tone
[G] [B7]
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[C]
Nothing at all
[G] [D]
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
[C]
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[G] [D]
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
[C]
Hoo ooh ooh
Verse 2
[G] [D]
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
[C]
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
[G] [D] [C]
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god, this is great)
[G] [D]
I might mess around and get my college degree
[C]
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
[G] [D] [C]
I'm sorry pops, you just have to wait
Pre-Chorus 2
[Am]
Oh oh, yes I said it
[Bm]
I said it
[C] [D]
I said it cause I can
Chorus 3
[G] [D] [C]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
[G] [D] [C]
I just wanna lay in my bed
[G] [D]
Don't feel like picking up my phone
[C]
So leave a message at the tone
[G] [B7] [C]
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Bridge
[Am] [D]
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
[Em]
Cause I ain't going anywhere
[Am] [D] [Em]
No no no no no no no no nooo
[Am] [D]
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
[Em]
And let everything hang loose
[Am] [D] [Em]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
Chorus 4
[G] [D] [C]
Ohh, today I don't feel like doing anything
[G] [D] [C]
I just wanna lay in my bed
[G] [D]
Don't feel like picking up my phone
[C]
So leave a message at the tone
[G] [B7]
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[C]
Nothing at all
[G] [D]
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
[C]
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[G] [D]
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
[C]
Hoo ooh ooh
[G]
Nothing at all
