Released: 19 April 2026
Capo: No
Verse 1
[D] [G] [D]
I walked into a pub one night, down in County Clare,
[D] [E] [A]
Ordered up a pint of stout and sank into a chair,
[G] [D] [Bm]
I reached into me pocket for a scroll up on me phone,
[G] [A] [D]
but the signal there was weaker than me grand as old trombone.
Chorus
[G] [D]
Oh, the pub with no Wi-Fi, sure, what a tragedy,
[G] [A]
Had to talk to real people, what a catastrophe,
[D] [Bm]
We laughed and we sang till the whole place shook,
[G] [A] [D] [D]
Turns out life's not too bad when you look up from your phone.
Verse 2
[D] [G] [D]
There was Sheamus telling stories that got taller by the minute,
[D] [E] [A]
And Mary dancing reels like the devil had got in it,
[G] [D] [Bm]
Old Patty played the fiddle like it owed him half a crown,
[G] [A] [D]
While I forgot me Instagram and passed the Guinness down.
Chorus
[G] [D]
Oh, the pub with no Wi-Fi, sure, what a tragedy,
[G] [A]
Had to talk to real people, what a catastrophe,
[D] [Bm]
We laughed and we sang till the whole place shook,
[G] [A] [D] [D]
Turns out life's not too bad when you look up from your phone.
Bridge
[G] [D]
No selfies, no hashtags, no checking who liked what,
[G] [D]
Just a crowd of mad eejits it’s giving everything they've got,
[G] [D] [Bm]
And when the night was over and I stumbled out the door,
[G] [A] [D] [D]
I swore I'd lose me signal every night forever more.
Verse 3
[G] [D]
All above with no Wi-Fi, now it's pure therapy,
[G] [A]
Where the craic is mighty and the drinks are flowing free,
[D] [A] [Bm]
If you're ever feeling lonely or your battery is low,
[G] [A] [D] [D]
Head down to that pub and let the real connections grow.
Outro
N.C.
Oh, the pub with no Wi-Fi, sure, what a tragedy,
[G] [A]
Had to talk to real people, what a catastrophe,
[D] [Bm]
We laughed and we sang till the whole place shook,
[G] [A] [D] [D] [D]
Turns out life's not too bad when you look up from your phone.
