Verse 1
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
Was any of it true?
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
Gazing at me starry-eyed
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
In your Jehovah's Witness suit
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
Who the fuck was that guy?
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fsus]
You tried to buy some pills
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fadd4]
From a friend of friends of mine
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [Fsus]
They just ghosted you
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fadd4] [Gm]
Now you know what it feels like
Chorus
[Ebmaj7] [Fsus] [Gm]
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
[Ebmaj7] [Fsus] [Gm]
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
[Ebmaj7] [Fsus] [Gm]
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
[Ebmaj7] [Fsus] [Bb]
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Verse 2
[Ebsus2] [F]
You hung me on your wall
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
Stabbed me with your push pins
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
In public, showed me off
[Bb] [Ebsus2] [F]
Then sank in stoned oblivion
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fsus]
'Cause once your queen had come
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fadd4]
You'd treat her likе an also-ran
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fsus]
You didn't measure up
[Gm] [Ebmaj7] [Fadd4] [Eb]
In any measurе of a man
Chorus
[Bb] [Fadd4] [Eb]
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
[Bb] [Fadd4] [Eb]
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
[Bb] [Fadd4] [Eb]
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
[Bb] [Fadd4]
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Bridge
[Bb] [Gm]
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
[Fadd4] [Eb]
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
[Bb] [Gm]
Were you writing a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?
[Fadd4] [Eb]
In fifty years, will all this be declassified?
[Bb] [Gm]
And you'll confess why you did it and I'll say, "Good riddance"
[Fadd4] [Eb]
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
[Bb] [Gm]
I would've died for your sins, instead, I just died inside
[Fadd4] [Eb]
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
[Bb] [Gm]
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
[Fadd4] [Eb]
You crashed my party and your rental car
[Bb]
You said normal girls were boring
[Gmadd9]
But you were gone by the morning
[Fadd4] [Eb]
You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing
Outro
[Bb]
And in plain sight you hid
[Gm]
But you are what you did
[Fadd4] [Eb]
And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive
[Bb]
The smallest man who ever lived
