Intro
[Em] [Cmaj7] [Am](9) [B7] [Em] [Cmaj7] [Am](9) [B7]
Verse
[Em] [Cmaj7]
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
[Am](9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
[B7]
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
[Em]
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
[Cmaj7] [Am](9)
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
[B7]
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
Chorus
[Em] [Cmaj7]
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am](9)
No you don’t even like
[B7]
No you don’t even like boys
[Em] [Cmaj7]
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am](9)
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…
Verse
[Em]
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
[Cmaj7]
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
[Am](9)
Secretly you’re so amused
[B7]
That nobody understands you
[Em]
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
[Cmaj7]
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
[Am](9) [B7]
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...
Chorus
[Em] [Cmaj7]
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am](9)
No you don’t even like
[B7]
No you don’t even like boys
[Em] [Cmaj7]
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am](9)
No you don’t even like
[B7] [Cmaj7] [C#m7](b5)
No you don’t even like…
[B7]
Ur so gay ur so gay
[Em7]
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
[Cmaj7]
You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
[Am](9) [B7](4)/[D#]
I wish you would just be real with me
[Em] [Cmaj7]
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am](9)
No you don’t even like
[B7]
No you don’t even like boys
[Em] [Cmaj7]
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am](9)
No you don’t even like
[B7]
No you don’t even like… PENIS!
