Verse 1
[A]
What is it about them?
[E]
I must be missing something
[Bm]
They just keep doing nothing
[Dm]
Too intoxicated to be scared
[A]
Better off without them
[E]
They're nothing but unstable
[Bm]
Bring ashtrays to the table
[Dm]
And that's about the only thing they share
Chorus
[F#m] [Faug]
I'm in their secondhand smoke
[A/E] [B7/D#]
Still just drinking canned Coke
[Bm] N.C.
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
[F#m] [Faug]
On designated drives home
[A/E] [B7/D#]
Only one who's not stoned
[Bm] N.C.
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Interlude
Can you check your Uber rating? Oh my god
(And it's like, wait, like, when?)
Verse 2
[A]
Wakin' up at sundown (Ooh)
[E]
They're late to every party (Ooh)
[Bm]
Nobody's ever sorry (Ooh)
[Dm]
Too inebriated now to dance
[A]
Morning as they come down (Come down)
[E]
Their pretty heads are hurting (Hurting)
[Bm]
They're awfully bad at learning (Learning)
[Dm]
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance
Chorus
[F#m] [Faug]
I'm in their secondhand smoke
[A/E] [B7/D#]
Still just drinking canned Coke
[Bm] N.C.
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
[F#m] [Faug]
On designated drives home
[A/E] [B7/D#]
Only one who's not stoned
[Bm] N.C. [E] [E7]
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Bridge
[Bm] [E] [E7]
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
[F#m] [Faug] [A/E] [D#m7b5]
On your cigarette break
[Bm] [E]
I can't afford to love someone
[E7] [F#m] [Faug] [A/E] [D#m7b5]
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake
[Bm] [E]
Outro
[A]
What is it about them?
[E]
I must be missing something
[Bm]
They just keep doin' nothing
N.C.
Too intoxicated to be scared
[A] [E]
Hmm, hmm
[F#m] [Faug] [Amaj7] [D/A] [A]
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
[A]
Come down
[E7]
Hurting
[D] [C#7]
Learning