Chorus
[C6] [C#dim7] [Dm6] [D#dim7]
A fine romance with no kisses
[Em7] [Am7] [Dm7] [G7]
A fine romance, my friend this is
[C6] [Ebdim7] [Dm7] [G7] [Dm7] [G7]
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[C6] [A7] [Gb7] [F7] [E7] [A7] [Dm7] [G7]
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Chorus
[C6] [C#dim7] [Dm6] [D#dim7]
A fine romance you won't nestle
[Em7] [Am7] [Dm7] [G7]
A fine romance you won't wrestle
[C6] [C7] [Fmaj7] [A7/E]
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
[Dm7] [D#dim7] [Em7] [Eb7] [Dm6] [G7] [C6] [Dm7] [G7]
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
Chorus
[C6] [C#dim7] [Dm6] [D#dim7]
A fine romance my good fellow
[Em7] [Am7] [Dm7] [G7]
You take romance I'll take jello
[C6] [Ebdim7] [Dm7] [G7] [Dm7] [G7]
You're calmer than the seals in the artic ocean
[C6] [A7] [Gb7] [F7] [E7] [A7] [Dm7] [G7]
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Chorus
[C6] [C#dim7] [Dm6] [D#dim7]
A fine romance with no quarrels
[Em7] [Am7] [Dm7] [G7]
With no insults and all morals
[C6] [C7] [Fmaj7] [A7/E]
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
[Dm7] [D#dim7] [Em7] [Eb7] [Dm6] [G7] [C6] [Dm7] [G7]
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance
