Intro
[G] [A7] [C] [D]
[G] [A7] [C] [D]
Verse 1
[G] [A7]
French braids and a ginger ale
[C]
A therapy session in North Carolina
[D]
A flight attendant that could not have been finer
[G] [A7]
A compliment please, or a cigarette
[C]
But only one showed at that dinner for two
[D]
And it wasn't me so it must have been you
Pre Chorus
[C] [D]
Oh how nice
[G] [D] [Em]
You actually have your life together
[C] [D]
But don't you ever
Chorus
[G] [A7]
Wanna go crazy
[C] [D]
And live with your mum in an apartment at 33
[G] [A7]
Date all of the people that you find on the street
[C] [D]
And live in a world where nobody likes the look of your CV
[G] [A7]
But yes I'm a fully functioning mother of two
[C] [D]
And I better go 'cause I got a lot of stuff to do
[G] [A7]
As they say "dinner don't make itself"
[C]
So Deliveroo is what I use
[D]
And my mum, poor love, can't tell
Instrumental
[G] [A7] [C] [D]
[G] [A7] [C] [D]
Verse 2
[G] [A7]
Long conversations and short goodbyes
[C]
I'd love you if I could remember your name
[D]
But I'm forgetful and a little to vain
[G] [A7]
A record player from a vintage store
[C]
It probably would have been cheaper on ebay
[D]
But then again at least it went to Elaine
Pre Chorus
[C] [D]
Who's probably nice
[G] [D] [Em]
And actually has her life together
[C] [D]
But don't you ever
Chorus
[G] [A7]
Wanna go crazy
[C] [D]
And live with your mum in an apartment at 33
[G] [A7]
Date all of the people that you find on the street
[C] [D]
And live in a world where nobody likes the look of your CV
[G] [A7]
But yes I'm a fully functioning mother of two
[C] [D]
And I better go 'cause I got a lot of stuff to do
[G] [A7]
As they say "dinner don't make itself"
[C]
So Deliveroo is what I use
[D]
And my mum, poor love, can't tell
Bridge
[G]
The degree that I didn't get
[A7]
The family dog that should go to the vet
[C]
The guy that I dated that came out as gay
[D]
The money that I probably should have saved
[G] [A7]
The wine glasses that haven't been washed
[C]
And time passes and I don't give a toss
[D]
My mother works more hours than me
[G]
She's clinically vlunerable and 63
The propaganda I fall for
[A7]
Dodgey guys and I only want more
[C] [D]
The plastic I'm using is filling the ocean
[G]
I walk into room and I cause a commotion
The dates, the drinks, the dole
[A7]
The car that I bought that I never sold
[C]
The guy on the street that told me to smile
[D]
I haven't had a job in a while
Chorus
[G] [A7]
I'm crazy
[C] [D]
And live with my mum in an apartment at 33
[G] [A7]
Date all of the people that I find on the street
[C] [D]
And live in a world where nobody likes the look of my CV
[G] [A7]
But yes I'm a fully functioning mother of two
[C] [D]
And I better go 'cause I got a lot of stuff to do
[G] [A7]
Hey little lady get yourself on the right road
[C]
So on benefits, is how I live
[D]
And my mum, poor love, don't know
Outro
[G] [A7] [C] [D]
[G] [A7] [C] [D]
