Intro
N.C.
(Drums)
Verse 1
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Midnights become my afternoons
[A] [E] [B]
When my depression works the graveyard shift
[C#m] [A] [E] [B] [C#m]
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
Pre-chorus 1
[A] [E] [B]
I should not be left to my own devices
[C#m] [A]
They come with prices and vices
[E] [B] [C#m]
I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)
[A] [E] [B]
I wake up screaming from dreaming
[C#m] [A]
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
[E] [B]
Cause you got tired of my scheming
[C#m]
(For the last time)
Chorus
[A] [E]
It’s me, hi
[B] [C#m]
I’m the problem, it’s me
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
At tea time, everybody agrees
[A] [E] [B]
I’ll stare directly at the sun
[C#m]
But never in the mirror
[A] [E]
It must be exhausting
[B] [C#m]
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Instrumental
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Verse 2
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
And I’m a monster on the hill
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Pre-chorus 2
[A] [E] [B] [C#m] [A]
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
[E] [B] [C#m]
Like some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)
[A] [E] [B]
I wake up screaming from dreaming
[C#m] [A]
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
[E] [B]
And life will lose all its meaning
[C#m]
(For the last time)
Chorus
[A] [E]
It’s me, hi
[B] [C#m]
I’m the problem, it’s me
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
At tea time, everybody agrees
[A] [E] [B]
I’ll stare directly at the sun
[C#m]
But never in the mirror
[A] [E]
It must be exhausting
[B] [C#m]
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Instrumental
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Bridge
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
She thinks I left them in the will
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
The family gathers around and reads it and then someone screams out
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
“She’s laughing up at us from hell!”
[A] [E]
It’s me, hi,
[B] [C#m]
I’m the problem, it’s me
[A] [E]
It’s me, hi
[B] [C#m]
I’m the problem, it’s me
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
It’s me, hi, everybody agrees
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
Everybody agrees…
Chorus
[A] [E]
It’s me, hi
[B] [C#m]
I’m the problem, it’s me
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
At tea time, everybody agrees
[A] [E] [B]
I’ll stare directly at the sun
[C#m]
But never in the mirror
[A] [E]
It must be exhausting
[B] [C#m]
Always rooting for the anti-hero.
Outro
[A] [E] [B] [C#m]
