Intro
[Gmaj7] [D/F#] [Em7] [Cmaj7]
Intro
[Gmaj7]
Here we go again…
Verse 1
[Gmaj7]
It started with a feast, so grand,
[D/F#]
But now we've got more ham than we can stand
[Em7]
Mashed potatoes in a Tupperware stack
[Cmaj7]
That fruitcake? Yeah, it's coming back
Pre-Chorus
[Gmaj7]
Leftovers, knocking on your door
[Cmaj7]
Wrapped in foil, you can't ignore
[Am7]
Gravy boats and cranberry gunk
[D7]
Sneaking in your fridge like a holiday punk
[Gmaj7]
No escape, they've made a plan
[Cmaj7]
Even your neighbor's got a ham
[Am7]
Ready or not, they're comin' through
[D7]
Christmas leftovers are stalking you
Chorus
[Gmaj7]
Auntie Jean brings "just one more plate"
[Cmaj7]
Cold green beans that just weren't great
[Am7]
Pie with crust that she just couldn't shove
[D7]
But in this house, we call that love
Verse 2
[Gmaj7]
Leftovers, knocking on your door
[D/F#]
Wrapped in foil, you can't ignore
[Em7]
Gravy boats and cranberry gunk
[Cmaj7]
Sneaking in your fridge like a holiday punk
[Gmaj7]
No escape, they've made a plan
[D/F#]
Even your neighbor's got a ham
[Em7]
Ready or not, they're comin' through
[Cmaj7]
Christmas leftovers are stalking you
Pre-Chorus
[Gmaj7]
You thought you'd dodged the casserole
[Cmaj7]
But it's hiding in a butter bowl
[Am7]
You can run, you can hide
[D7]
But that eggnog's got nowhere to ride
Bridge
[Em7]
Leftovers, knocking on your door
[Cmaj7]
Wrapped in foil, you can't ignore
[Am7]
They multiply when you're asleep
[D7]
Now your freezer's piled six feet deep
[Em7]
Mac and cheese with mystery spice
[Cmaj7]
Merry guilt served cold (and twice)
[Am7]
Ready or not, they're comin' through
[D7]
Christmas leftovers—forever true
[Final Chorus]
[Gmaj7]
So here's your tray, don't say no
[Cmaj7]
Spread the joy, and the overflow
[Am7]
'Til next year's feast, we carry on
[D7]
With leftovers… still not gone
