Verse 1
[A9] [D7] [Bm7] [Em7]
I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains
[Am11] [D7] [Cm11] E7susb9
I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains
[E7/A] [Am7] [Cm7] [F9] [Gmaj7] [C#m7#5] [Cm] [Bm7] [Bbm7]
I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains
[Am7] [Bm7] [Gmaj7]
Everything happens to me
Verse 2
[Am7] [Eb13] [D9] [Bm7] [Em7]
I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps
[Am7] [D7] [Bm7b5] [E7#5#9] [E7/G#]
And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
[Am7] [Cm7] [Cm9] [F9] D13susb9 [Gmaj9] [Bm7] [Bbm7]
I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps
[Am7] [Bb7#9] [D7] [G]
Everything happens to me
Bridge
[Dm11] [G7#5#9] [Cmaj7]
At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[A7b13] [Dm7] G7b9b13 [Cmaj9]
That love would turn the trick to end despair
[C#m11] [F#7#5#9] [Bmaj9] [Gm7]
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[Em7] [A13] [Am11] [D13] [B13] [E9sus] [E13b9]
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
Verse 3
[Am7] [Am9] [A7#5#9] [D9] [Bm7] [Em7] [Bb7]
I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an airmail special too
[Am7] [D7] [Cm11] [E13]
Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
[Am7] [Cm9] [F9] [Gmaj7] [Gmaj7] [A13b9]
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
[Am7] [Bb7#9] [G]
Everything happens to me
