Verse 1
[C]
I took Felicia out to Coney
[C] [Dm]
She ate a fortune in ziti and macaroni
[Dm]
But when I said "I'd love ta kiss ya"
[G] [C]
Felicia no Capicia
[C]
You gotta see the things I bought her
[C] [Dm]
I took her out and spent my money just like water
[Dm]
But when my heart got fever-icia
[G] [C]
Felicia no capicia
Chorus 1
[F] [Am]
She knew the names of all the eats
[F] [Am]
She knew the sweets, the vegetables and meats
[D7]
But when it came to makin' love
[G]
She was as cold as yesterday's a-piz
Verse 2
[C]
No matter what she craves I bring her
[C] [Dm]
I went in hock to put a ring upon her finger
[Dm]
But when I said "I'd love ta kiss ya"
[G] [C]
Felicia no capicia
Chorus 2
[F] [Am]
She understood, she hear me good
[F] [Am]
When i said "have some real imported cheese"
[D7]
But when I said "give me a squeeze"
[G7]
You'd think I was talking Portuguese
N.C.
And all the time she was a calabrese
Verse 3
[C]
I tried to make her feel relaxing
[C] [Dm]
I even took her home to Brooklyn in a taxi
[Dm]
But when I said "I'd love ta kiss ya"
[G] [C]
Felicia no capicia
Outro
[Dm]
Then I said "lola, let me hold ya"
[G] [C]
Felicia no capicia
[Dm]
And then i said "lola, let me squeeze ya"
[G] [C]
Felicia no capicia
[Dm]
Then she said "wella, first let's get married"
[G] [C]
Luigi - no capici
