[C] [D7] [G7] [C]
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
[C7] [F] [G] [C]
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
[G] [D] [Dm] [E7]
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
[Dm7] [F]
I'm your bail.
[G7] [C]
It's friendship, friendship,
[G7]
Just a perfect blendship,
[C] [C7] [F] [Cdim/Ab] [C/G]
When other friendships have been forgot
[Fm/D] [C/G] [Cdim/Ab] [G7] [C]
Ours will still be hot!
[F] [G] [C]
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig–dig-dig.
[C] [C7] [F] [Fm]
[G7] [F/A] [Abadd9] [G]
[C] [D7] [G7] [C]
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
[C7] [F] [G] [C]
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
[G] [D] [Dm] [E7]
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine,
[Dm7] [F]
Borrow mine.
[G7] [C]
It's friendship, friendship,
[G7]
Just a perfect blendship,
[C] [C7] [F] [Cdim/Ab] [C/G]
When other friendships have ceased to jell
[Fm/D] [C/G] [Cdim/Ab] [G7] [C]
Ours will still be swell!
[F] [G] [C]
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep–hep-hep.
[C] [C7] [F] [Fm] x2
[G7] [F/A] [Abadd9] [G]
[C] [D7] [G7] [C]
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
[C7] [F] [G] [C]
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
[G] [D] [Dm] [E7]
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
[Dm7] [F]
I'll complain.
 
[G7] [C]
It's friendship, friendship,
[G7]
Just a perfect blendship,
[C] [C7] [F] [Cdim/Ab] [C/G]
When other friendships go up in smoke,
[Fm/D] [C/G] [Cdim/Ab] [G7] [C]
Ours will still be oke!
[F] [G] [C]
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.
[C] [C7] [F] [Fm] x3
[G7] [F/A]
[C] [D7] [G7] [C]
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
[C7] [F] [G] [C]
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
[G] [D] [Dm] [E7]
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
[Dm7] [F]
I won't laugh.
[G7] [C]
It's friendship, friendship,
[G7]
Just a perfect blendship,
[C] [C7] [F] [Cdim/Ab] [C/G]
When other friendships have been "forgate"
[Fm/D] [C/G] [Cdim/Ab] [G7] [C]
Ours will still be great!
[C] [C7] [F] [Fm] x3
[G7] [F/A]
[G#7] [F#/A#] [G7]
[C] [D7] [G7] [C]
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
[C7] [F] [G] [C]
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
[G] [D] [Dm] [E7]
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,
[Dm7] [F]
Invite me too!
[G7] [C]
It's friendship, friendship,
[G7]
Just a perfect blendship,
[C] [C7] [F] [Cdim/Ab] [C/G]
When other friendships are up the crick,
[Fm/D] [C/G] [Cdim/Ab] [G7] [C]
Ours will still be slick!
[F] [G] [C]
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack
[C] [C7] [F] [Fm] x4
[G7] [F/A] [Abadd9] [G]
[G7] [C] [C7] [F] [Cdim/Ab] [C/G]
When other friendships have been forgot
[Fm/D] [C/G] [Cdim/Ab] [G7] [C] [C7] [F] [Fm] [G7] [F/A] [G] [F7/G] [C]
Ours will still be hot!
As performed in the 2011 revival. Note that the F/A and the chord that immediately
follows it (in the instrumentals and at the end) are played half as long.
