[Chords]
[F#m7b5] = [Amadd6]
[F#+] = [A#+] = [D+]
[D6] = [Bm7]
[E+] = [G#+] = [C+]
[Bm7b5] = [Dmadd6]
Verse 1
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+] [Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
When you walk in the bar, and you dressed like a star, Rockin' your F me pu-umps.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+] [Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
And the men notice you, with ya Gucci bag crew, Can't tell who he's lookin' to.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+]
'Cos you all look the same; ev'ry-one knows your name,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
And that's you whole claim to fa-ame.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+] [Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
Nev-er miss a night, 'cuz your dream in life, Is to be a foot-ball-ers wife.
Chorus
[Am] [Am] [D] [D]
You don't like players, that's what you sa-ay,
[G] [G] [C] [C]
But you really wouldn't mind a million-aire.
[Am] [Am] [D] [D]
You don't like ballers, they don't do nothing for ya,
[G] [G] [C] [C]
But you'd love a rich man, six feet two or ta-aller.
Verse 2
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+] [Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
You're more than a fan, look-in' for a man, But you end up with one-night-sta-ands.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+]
He could be your whole life, if you got past one night,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
But that part never goes right.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+] [Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
In the morning you're vexed, he's onto the next, And you didn't even get no te-ext.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+]
Don't be too up-set, if they call you a sket,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
'Cause like the news; ev'ry day you get press.
Chorus
[Am] [D]
You don't like players, that's what you sa-ay,
[G] [C]
But you really wouldn't mind a million-aire.
[Am] [D]
All them big ballers, they don't do nothing for ya,
[G] [C]
But you'd love a rich man, six feet two or taller.
Verse 3
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+]
You can't sit down right, 'cos you jeans are too tight,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
And your lucky it's ladies ni-ight.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Dm] [E+]
With your big empty purse, every week it gets worse,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
At least your breasts cost more than he-ers.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+]
So you did Mia-mi, 'cos you got there for free,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
But somehow, you missed the pla-ane.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+] [Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
You did too much E; met somebo-dy, And spent the night getting caned.
Chorus
[Am] [D]
Without girls like you, there'd be no fu-un;
[G] [C]
We'd go to the club, and not see any-one.
[Am] [D]
Without girls like you, there's no night life,
[G] [C]
All those men just go home to their wi-ives.
Outro
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+]
Don't be mad at me, 'cos you're pushing thir-ty,
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
And your old tricks no longer wo-ork.
[F#m7b5] [F#+] [Bm7b5] [E+]
You should have known from the jump, that you always get dumped;
[Am] [Dadd6] [G] [G]
So dust off your fuck me pumps.
