Chorus
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
I don't need rest, I need caffeine
[Am] [Dm]
'Cause I gotta get some sleep
[Bb] [F]
I even found the perfect space
[Am] [Dm]
Between a rock and harder place
[Bb] [F]
My friends are drunk on sake (blegh)
[Am] [Dm]
I'm sick from this Dasani
[Bb] [F]
It's freezing in Milwaukee
[Am] N.C.
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani-fani-fani, oh my god
Verse 1
[Dm]*
So whatever
[Bb]
Can we talk about the whether
[F]
Or not I'm getting better?
[Am]
At small talk with Heathers
[Dm]
Like, "Uh-huh, uh-huh
[Bb]
You're from there? That's crazy
[F] [Am]
Well, did I mention that I've been crying lately?"
[Dm]
"Hey Alexa!"
N.C.
"Hi"
[Bb]
Am I fitting in?
[F]
Am I doing this right?
[Am] [Dm]
C-can I try again?
[Bb]
Hey, what's your favorite Mandela Effect?
[F] [Am]
Cool, mine is that I haven't offed myself yet, yeah
Pre-Chorus
[Dm] [Bb]
Is it them or is it me?
[F] [Am] [Dm]
Why does it feel like
[Bb]
Everybody's gonna leave?
[F]
I think I just realized
Chorus
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
I don't need rest, I need caffeine
[Am] [Dm]
'Cause I gotta get some sleep
[Bb] [F]
I even found the perfect space
[Am] [Dm]
Between a rock and harder place
[Bb] [F]
My friends are drunk on sake
[Am] [Dm]
I'm sick from this Dasani
[Bb] [F]
It's freezing in Milwaukee
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
[Dm] [Bb]
Bah-Da-Deh-Da-Dah-Daw-Dah
[F] [Am]
Raw-Da-Deh-Naw
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
Rah-Dah-Da-Daw-De-Daw-Dah
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
Verse 2
[Dm] [Bb]
Passport, new name
[F] [Am]
Jump another plane, relocate
[Dm] [Bb]
Turn off caps lock
[F] [Am]
Dye my hair brown, cut it all off
[Dm] [Bb]
I'm passing out flyers in the rain
[F] [Am]
Tears streaming down my face
[Dm] [Bb]
I'm like, "Have you seen this man?
[F] [Am]
5'10" and a half? Three rings to a hand?
[Dm] [Bb]
Buck fifty soaking wet, no split ends
[F] [Am]
Last seen falling off the deep end?"
[Dm] [Bb]
I miss him, I mean, he's missin'
[F] [Am]
I've been trying to find myself, abort misison, yeah, yeah
Chorus
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
I don't need rest, I need caffeine
[Am] [Dm]
'Cause I gotta get some sleep
[Bb] [F]
I even found the perfect space
[Am] [Dm]
Between a rock and harder place
[Bb] [F]
My friends are drunk on sake
[Am] [Dm]
I'm sick from this Dasani
[Bb] [F]
It's freezing in Milwaukee
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
[Dm] [Bb]
Bah-Da-Deh-Da-Dah-Daw-Dah
[F] [Am]
Raw-Da-Deh-Naw
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
Rah-Dah-Da-Daw-De-Daw-Dah
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
Solo
N.C.
Yeah, yeah
[Dm] [Bb] [F] [Am]
[Dm] [Bb] [F] [Am]
Pre-Chorus
[Dm] [Bb]
Then they finally notice me
[F] [Am]
A deer in their headlights
[Dm] [Bb]
Now they're picking up speed
[F] [Am]*
I think I'll be just fine
Chorus
[Dm]* [Bb]* [F]*
I don't need rest, I need caffeine
[Am]* [Dm]*
'Cause I gotta get some sleep
[Bb]*
I even found the perfect space
[Dm]
Between a rock and harder place
[Bb] [F]
My friends are drunk on sake
[Am] [Dm]
I'm sick from this Dasani
[Bb] [F]
It's freezing in Milwaukee
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
Outro
[Dm] [Bb] [F] [Am]
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
[Dm] [Bb] [F]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
[Am] [Dm]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Bb] [F]
Ooh-oh-oh-oh
[Am]
I'm dressed like Gwen Stefani
* - strum once
