Verse 1
[Bb] [Dm/A]
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
[Gm]
You said it looked better on me than it did you
[Eb]
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
[Ebm]
But I watch your eyes as she
Pre-Chorus
[Bb]
Walks by
[Dm/A]
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter
[Gm]
than a blue sky
[Eb] [Ebm]
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus
[Bb]
Why would you ever kiss me?
[Dm/A]
I'm not even half as pretty
[Gm]
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
[Eb]
But you like her better
[Ebm]
(Wish I were Heather)
Verse 2
[Bb]
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
[Dm/A]
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
[Gm]
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
[Eb] [Ebm]
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Pre-Chorus
[Bb]
Walks by
[Dm/A]
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter
[Gm]
than a blue sky
[Eb] [Ebm]
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus
[Bb]
Why would you ever kiss me?
[Dm/A]
I'm not even half as pretty
[Gm]
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
[Eb]
But you like her better
[Ebm]
(I wish I were Heather)
Bridge
[Bb] [Dm/A] [Gm]
(Oh) Wish I were Heather
[Eb] [Ebm]
(Oh, oh) Wish I were Heather
Chorus
[Bb]
Why would you ever kiss me?
[Dm/A]
I'm not even half as pretty
[Gm]
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
[Eb]
But you like her better
[Ebm]
Wish I were
