Intro
| [Cm] |
Verse 1
[Cm]
I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
[Gm]
I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope
[F]
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
[G7] [Cm]
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled agenda
Verse 2
[Cm]
I've been made Miss Rheingold, though I never touch beer
[Gm]
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, My Dear."
[F]
The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass
[G7] [Cm]
And the closest I've been to a bar, was at ballet class
Verse 3
[C]
Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
[Gm] [Cm]
I'm tired of being pure and not chased
[Gm]
Like something that seeks its level
[Ab]
I wanna go to the devil
Refrain
[Fm] [Cm] [G]
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
[C] [G] [C]
I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
[Fm] [C] [G]
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
[C] [Fm]
I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies
Verse 4
[Bbm7] [Db7]
I want to wake up in the morning
[Ab7]
With that dark brown taste
[G]
I want to see some dissipation in my face
[Fm] [Cm] [G]
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
[C7] [Fm]
But more than that I wanna be bad
Verse 5
[Ebm7] [Fm]
I wanna be evil, and trump an ace
[Ab7]
Just to see my partner's face
[Ebm7] [Fm]
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
[Ab7] [Eb7]
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
[Eb7]
And in the theatre
[Gb7] [Eb]
I want to change my seat
[Ab7]
Just so I can step on
Everybody's feet
Refrain
[Dbm7] [F7]
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
[Eb7]
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
[Ebm7] [F7]
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
[G] [Eb7]
And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose
[Tag]
[Abm7] [Ebm7] [Eb7]
I wanna be evil, little evil me
[Eb7] [B7] [Bb7] [Eb7]
Just as mean and evil as I can be
