(spoken introductions)
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
I'm Charley, you know
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
I'm Norman pleased to meet you
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
I'm Mickey, hello
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
Wilko
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry? Charming
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
My name is David
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A]
And I'm Ian'
[F] [Em] [Bb] [A] N.C.
and guess what?
Oi!
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight, I want to be straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I wanna confirm, I wanna conform
[A] [B]
I wanna be safe and I wanna be snug and I wanna be warm
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight, I want to be straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I wanna create a place of my own in the welfare state
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
Brr, gonna be good, brr, gonna be kind
[A] [B]
It might be a wrench but think of the stench I'm leaving behind
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight, I want to be straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
Come out of the cold and do what I'm told and don't deviate
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I wanna give, I wanna give, I wanna give my consent
[A] [B] N.C.
I'm learning to hate all the things that were great when I used to be bent!
[G#m] [C#m] [A]
Could be that straightness Dum dum diddley
[C#m] [E] [A]
Might lead to greatness Doo dee doo yuh dum doo
[C#m] [B] [A]
Or into lateness Do yeh doo yeh dop
[A] [G#m]
My chance has only just arrived, ha
[A]
Ow! Straight, straight, straight, straight
[E]
Straight, straight, straight, straight
[A] [B] N.C.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight, I want to be straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I know that you're right, I know I was wrong
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
So thanks very much, and please keep in touch, I'll be running along
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight, I want to be straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight, I want to be straight
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A]
I want to be straight I want to be straight
(straight, straight, straight ah won't it be great)
[F] [E] [Bb] [A] N.C.
I want to be straight I want to be ..... straight
(straight, straight,
