Intro
[D] [A] [G] [A]
[D] [A] [G]
Verse 1
[D] [A]
I wouldn't be so alone
[E] [F#m]
if they knew my name in every home
[D] [A]
Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
[G]
But I'd be too busy
[D] [A]
Come back to the old five and dime
[E] [F#m]
Cameron Diaz give me a sign
[D] [A]
I'd make you smile all the time
[G] [Em] [Bm] [B]
Your conversa-tion would compliment mine
Chorus
[C] [G] [D]
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
[C] [G] [D]
See them bow at my every word
[Am] [B] [Em] [D] [C]
Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing-ing-ing
[G] [F]
Doesn't that seem a little absurd
[Am] [A7]
Bow at my every word
Instrumental
[D] [A] [E] [F#m]
[D] [A] [G]
Verse 2
[D] [A]
Buy up the rights to my book
[E] [F#m]
Live on a ranch from what the box office took
[D] [A]
I'll go and visit the set
[G]
They'll call me their saviour
[D] [F#m]
All the peoples will scorn
[E] [F#m]
Celebrity lives on the moon
[D] [A] [G]
But I'll be back home in June To promote the sequel
Chorus
[C] [G] [D]
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
[C] [G] [D]
See them bow at my every word
[Am] [B] [Em] [D] [C]
Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing-ing-ing
[G] [F]
Doesn't that seem a little absurd
[Am] [A]
Bow at my every word
