This is the second song on the Derek and Clive Live Album
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Moore
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM
I have removed the swear words
Jump (Dudley Moore)
[D] [G]
As I was walking down the street one day,
[Em7] [A]
I saw a house on fire,
[D]
There was a man standing at an upper storey window
[G] [A]
Shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below,
[G] [A] [D]
For he was sore afraid,
[D] [G]
Jump, you mucker, Jump,
[Em7] [A]
Jump into this ‘ere blanket what we are holding,
[D] [Em7] [D/F#] [A] [D]
And you will be alright.",
[D] [G] [A]
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his bloody neck,
[D] [Em7] [D/F#] [A] [D]
There was no blanket.
[D] [G]
Laugh, we nearly shat,
[Em7]
We have not laughed so much since grandma died,
[G] [A]
Or Aunty Mable caught her left one in the mangle,
[G] [A] [D] [Em7] [D/F#] [A] [D]
We are miserable sinners, Fiiiiiiiiilthy muckers.
[G] [D]
Amen
