Intro
[F] [F7] [Bb] [Bbm7]
Verse
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
You say either and I say eyether
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
You say neither and I say nyther;
[F] [F7] [Bb] [Bbm7]
Either, eyether, neither, nyther
[F] [Dm7] [Gm7] [C7]
Let's call the whole thing off!
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
You like potato and I like potahto
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
You like tomato and I like tomahto;
[F] [F7] [Bb] [Bbm7]
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
[F] [Bb6] [F]
Let's call the whole thing off!
Pre-Chorus
[Bm7b5] [E7] [Am] [D7]
But oh! If we call the whole thing off
[Gm7] [C7]
Then we must part
[Bm7b5] [E7] [Am]
And oh! If we ever part
[D7] [Gm7] [C]
Then that might break my, break my heart!
Chorus
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
So, if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas
[F] [F7] [Bb]
For we know we need each other
[Bbm7] [F] [Bb6] [D7sus] [D7]
So we better call the calling off off (call it off)
[Gm7] [C13] [F] [Dm] [Gm7] [C]
Let's call the whole thing off!
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C6]
You say laughter and I say lawfter
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C13]
You say after and I say awfter;
[F] [F7] [Bb] [Bbm7]
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
[F] [Dm7] [Gm7] [C7]
Let's call the whole thing off!
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C6]
You like vanilla and I like vanella
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C6]
You, say s'parila and I say s'parela;
[F] [F7] [Bb] [Bbm7]
Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry!
[F] [Bb6] [F]
Let's call the whole thing off!
Pre-Chorus
[Bm7b5] [E7] [Am] [D7]
But oh! If we call the whole thing off
[Gm7] [C7]
Then we must part
[Bm7b5] [E7] [Am]
And oh! If we ever part
[D7] [Gm7] [C]
Then that might break my, break my heart!
Chorus
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C6]
So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
[F] [Dm9] [Gm7] [C6]
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
[F] [F7] [Bb] [Bbm7]
For we know we need each other
[D7sus] [D7]
So we better call the calling off off!
[Gm7] [C13] [Am7]
Let's call the whole thing off!
[D7] [Gm7] [C7] [F6]
Don't you know we should call this whole calling off off
Call it off!
