Intro
Ella:
[Em7] [A7]
Things have come to a pretty pass
[D7] [G7]
Our romance is growing flat
[C#m7] [F#m]
For you like this and the other
[E7] [Am7]
While I go for this and that
[Em7] [A7]
Goodness knows what the end will be
[D7] [G7]
Oh I don't know where I'm at
[E7] [A7] [Bm7] [D7] [G]
It looks as if we two will never be one
[C7] [G7]
Something must be done
Louis:
[D] [G]
You say either and I say either
[D] [G]
You say neither and I say neither
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
Either either neither neither
[D] [A7]
Let's call the whole thing off
[D] [G]
You like potato and I like potahto
[D] [G]
You like tomato and I like tomahto
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
[D] [A7]
Let's call the whole thing off
[G7] [F#m] [B7] [E7]
But oh if we call the whole thing off
[A7] [D]
Then we must part
[G7] [F#m] [B7] [E7] [A7] [D7]
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart
[D] [G]
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
[D] [G]
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
For we know we need each other so we
[D] [A7] [D]
Better call the calling off off
[D] [A7] [D]
Let's call the whole thing on
Instrumental
[D] [G] [D] [G] [D] [D7] [G] [Ddim] [D] [A7] [D]
Ella:
[D] [G]
You say laughter and I say larfter
[D] [G]
You say after and I say arfter
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
Laughter larfter after arfter
[D] [A7]
Let's call the whole thing off
[D] [G]
You like vanilla and I like vanella
[D] [G]
You saspiralla and I saspirella
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry
[D] [A7]
Let's call the whole thing off
[G7] [F#m] [B7] [E7] [A7] [D]
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
[G7] [F#m] [B7] [E7] [A7] [D7]
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart
[D] [G]
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
[D] [G]
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
For we know we need each other so we
[D] [A7] [D]
Better call the calling off off
[D] [A7] [D]
Let's call the whole thing on
Instrumental
[D] [G] [D] [G] [D] [D7] [G] [Ddim] [D] [A7] [D]
Louis:
[D] [G]
I say father and you say pater
[D] [G]
I saw mother and you say mater
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
Pater mater uncle auntie
[D] [A7]
let's call the whole thing off
[D] [G]
I like bananas and you like banahnahs
[D] [G]
I say havana and I get havahnah
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
Bananas banahnahs havana havahnah
[D] [A7] [D7]
Go your way I'll go mine
[D] [G]
So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters
[D] [G]
All right no contest we'll order lobster
[D] [D7] [G] [Gdim]
For we know we need each other so we
[D] [A7] [D7]
Better call the calling off off
[D] [A7] [D]
Let's call the whole thing on
