Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl
Tabbed by - mushidebleh
[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Am] [D7]
Feminists don't have a sense of humour.
[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Eb] [F]
Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)
[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Em]
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
[Am] [D7] [G] [Eb] [F]
They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...
[Bb] [Cm7] [F]
Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)
[Eb] [F] [F#] [F]
Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)
[Bb] [Cm7] [F7]
Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)
[Eb] [Bbm7] [C]
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!
[F]
Dance break! :D
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[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Em]
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[Eb] [F]
They say...
[Bb] [Cm7] [F]
Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,
[Eb] [F] [F#] [F]
equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)
[Bb] [Cm7] [F]
On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)
[Eb] [Bbm7] [C]
Won't these women ever get a life?
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Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)
[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Eb] [F]
Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)
[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Em]
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
[Am] [D7] [Bm] [E7]
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
[Am] [D7] [G]
That's why these feminists just need to find a man.
I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)
