INTRO
[Am] [C] [G] [Em]
VERSE
[Am]
If you weren't born with it
[C]
You can buy a couple ornaments
[G]
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
[Em] [G]
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it (ah, ah)
[Am] [C]
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
[G]
You can always call up a professional
[Em]
They stick pins in you like a vegetable (ah, ah)
PRE-CHORUS
[Am]
Kids forever, kids forever
[C]
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[G]
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
N.C.
No one will love you if you're unattractive
CHORUS
[Am] [C]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
[G]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[Em]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am]
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[C]
How did you afford her surgery?
[G]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] [G] [Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
VERSE
[Am]
If you want a little more confidence
[C]
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
[G]
All you need's a couple more condiments
[Em]
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
[Am]
It's such a waste
[C]
When little girls grow into their mothers face
[G]
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
[Em]
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
PRE-CHORUS
[Am]
Kids forever kids forever
[C]
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[G]
Don't be drAmatic it's only some plastic
[Em]
No one will love you if you're unattractive
CHORUS
[Am] [C]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
[G]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[Em]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am]
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[C]
How did you afford her surgery?
[G]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]
Stay forever, stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
[G]
Stay forever, stay forever
[Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] [C]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
[G]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[Em]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am]
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[C]
How did you afford her surgery?
[G]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]
Stay forever, stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
[G]
Stay forever, stay forever
[Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]
Stay forever, stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
[G]
Stay forever, stay forever
[Em]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] [C] [G] [Em]
(to finish the song)
