A tab for those who may only be beginners and want a simple, more manageable version to play :)
* = Strum once
Intro
[Am]
Ooh
[G]
ha-ha
[F]
Ooh
[C]
ha-ha
Verse
[Am]
If you weren't born with it
[G]
You can buy a couple ornaments
[F]
Just be sure to read the warning kids
[C]
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
[Am] [G]
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
[F]
You can always call up a professional
[C]
They stick pins in you, like a vegetable, ha-ha
Pre-Chorus
[Am]
Kids forever, Kids forever
[G]
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[F]
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
[C] *
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Chorus
[Am]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[G]
Is it true that pain is beauty?
[F]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am]
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[G]
How did you afford her surgery?
[F]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am] [G]
Even if her face don't stay together
Instrumental
[F] [C]
Verse
[Am]
If you want a little more confidence
[G]
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
[F]
All you need's a couple more condiments
[C]
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha
[Am]
It's such a waste
[G]
When little girls grow into their mothers face
[F]
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
[C]
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha
Pre-Chorus
[Am]
Kids forever, Kids forever
[G]
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[F]
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
[C] *
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Chorus
[Am]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[G]
Is it true that pain is beauty?
[F]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am]
Oh Mr. Potato head tell me
[G]
How did you afford her surgery?
[F]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]
Stay forever, Stay forever
[G]
Even if her face don't stay together
[F]
Stay forever, Stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
Chorus
[Am] *
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[G] *
Is it true that pain is beauty?
[F] *
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[C] *
Will a pretty face make it better?
[Am] *
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[G] *
How did you afford her surgery?
[F] *
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[C] *
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]
Stay forever, Stay forever
[G]
Even if her face don't stay together
[F]
Stay forever, Stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
[Am]
Stay forever, Stay forever
[G]
Even if her face don't stay together
[F]
Stay forever, Stay forever
[C]
Even if her face don't stay together
Outro
[Am]
Ooh
[G]
ha-ha
[F]
Ooh
[C]
ha-ha
