One of my favorites off the album! :)
* = single strum
Intro
[C#m] [B] [A] [E]
Verse
[C#m]
If you weren't born with it
[B]
You can buy a couple ornaments
[A]
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
[E]
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
[C#m] [B]
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
[A]
You can always call up a professional
[E]
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Pre-Chorus
[C#m]
Kids forever, kids forever
[B]
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
N.C.
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Chorus
[C#m]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B]
is it true that pain is beauty?
[A]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[C#m]
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B]
How did you afford her surgery?
[A]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E]
Even if her face don't stay together
[C#m] [B]
Even if her face don't stay together
Instrumental
[A] [E]
Verse 2
[C#m]
If you want a little more confidence
[B]
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
[A]
All you need's a couple more condiments
[E]
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
[C#m]
It's such a waste
[B]
When little girls grow into their mothers face
[A]
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
[E]
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
Pre-Chorus
[C#m]
Kids forever, kids forever
[B]
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
N.C.
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Chorus
[C#m]
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B]
is it true that pain is beauty?
[A]
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E]
Will a pretty face make it better?
[C#m]
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B]
How did you afford her surgery?
[A]
Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E]
Even if her face don't stay together
[C#m]
Stay forever, stay forever
[B]
Even if her face don't stay together
[A]
Stay forever, stay forever
[E]
Even if her face don't stay together
[C#m] *
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B] *
is it true that pain is beauty?
[A] *
Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E] *
Will a pretty face make it better?
[C#m] *
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B] *
How did you afford her surgery?
[A] *
Do you swear you'll stay forever
N.C.
Even if her face don't stay together
[C#m]
Stay forever, stay forever
[B]
Even if her face don't stay together
[A]
Stay forever, stay forever
[E]
Even if her face don't stay together
Outro
[C#m] [B] [A] [E]
