"Not Fair"
by my wife in my next life Lily Allen
standard tuning
Verse
[Dm]
Oh he treats me with respect
He says he loves me all the time
[F]
He calls me 15 times a day
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
[Dm]
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
[F]
He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature
Pre-Chorus
[Dm]
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
[F]
When we go up to bed you're just no good
Its such a shame
[Dm]
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
[F]
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over
Chorus
[Gm]
It's not fair
[Bb]
And I think you're really mean
[F]
I think you're really mean
[C]
I think you're really mean
[Gm]
Oh you're supposed to care
[Bb]
But you never make me scream
[C]
You never make me scream
[Gm]
Oh it's not fair
[Bb]
And it's really not ok
[F]
It's really not ok
[C]
It's really not ok
[Gm]
Oh you're supposed to care
[Bb]
But all you do is take
[C]
Yeah all you do is take
Verse
[Dm]
Oh I lie here in the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
[F]
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head
[Dm]
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
[F]
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me
Pre-Chorus
[Dm]
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
[F]
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
[Dm]
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
[F]
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over
Chorus
[Gm]
It's not fair
[Bb]
And I think you're really mean
[F]
I think you're really mean
[C]
I think you're really mean
[Gm]
Oh you're supposed to care
[Bb]
But you never make me scream
[C]
You never make me scream
[Gm]
Oh it's not fair
[Bb]
And it's really not ok
[F]
It's really not ok
[C]
It's really not ok
[Gm]
Oh you're supposed to care
[Bb]
But all you do is take
[C]
Yeah all you do is take
[Dm] [F] [Dm] [F]
Bridge
[Dm]
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
[F]
When we go up to bed you're just no good
It's such a shame
[Dm]
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
[F]
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!)
Chorus
[Gm]
It's not fair
[Bb]
And I think you're really mean
[F]
I think you're really mean
[C]
I think you're really mean
[Gm]
Oh you're supposed to care
[Bb]
But you never make me scream
[C]
You never make me scream
[Gm]
Oh it's not fair
[Bb]
And it's really not ok
[F]
It's really not ok
[C]
It's really not ok
[Gm]
Oh you're supposed to care
[Bb]
But all you do is take
[C] [F]
Yeah all you do is take
(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)
