Intro
N.C.
Hey, leave a message
Verse 1
[C]
Hey, call me back
[Am]
When you get this
[F]
Or when you've got a minute
[C] [G]
We really need to talk
[C]
Wait, you know what
[Am]
Maybe just forget it
[F]
'Cause by the time you get this
[C] [G]
Your number might be blocked
Pre-Chorus
[Am] [C]
Stay and blah blah blah
[F] [C] [G]
You just want what you can't have
[Am] [C]
No way, I'll call the cops
[F] [C] [G]
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
Chorus
[F] [G] [C]
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
[Am] [E]
Happy birthday by the way
[F] [G] [C]
It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
[Am]
You know that's bullshit
[E]
Don't you, babe
[F] [Fm] [C]
I'm not your party favor
Verse 2
[C] [Am]
Look, now I know we could've done it better
[F]
But we can't change the weather
[C] [G]
And the weather's come and gone
[C] [Am]
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
[F]
You'll single out the wrong words
[C] [G]
Like you mishear all my songs
Pre-Chorus
[Am] [C]
You'll hear stay and blah blah blah
[F] [C] [G]
You just want what you can't have
[Am] [C]
No way, I'll call the cops
[F] [C] [G]
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
Chorus
[F] [G] [C]
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
[Am] [E]
Happy birthday by the way
[F] [G] [C]
It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
[Am]
You know that's bullshit
[E]
Don't you, babe
[F] [Fm]
I'm not your party favor
