REDNECK RAMPAGE
As recorded by Mojo Nixon
(From the 1998 Album THE REAL SOCK RAY BLUE!)
Intro
[G] [G]
Yeah!
Verse 1
[G]
Well Bubba and Leonard
[G]
Were listening to Skynyrd
[G]
When the moonshine still exploded
[G]
So they fired there guns
[G]
Then they started to run
[G]
And then everybody reloaded
[C]
Got to the truck
[C]
To go get drunk
[C]
And chain guzzle cans of hot beer
[G]
When outta nowhere
[G]
There stood a bear
[G]
But they only hit a deer
Pre-Chorus
[D]
They got little bitty brains
[G]
And great big guns!
Chorus
[C]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
[G]
Tearing up the Everglades
[C]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
[D] [D#] [F] [G]
Huntin' down Jimmy Page
Verse 2
[G]
Got some Dynamite
[G]
In case there's a fight
[G]
And a big 'ole whup ass stick
[G]
Love to buck dance
[G]
Can't stand France
[G]
And Martha Stewart makes me sick
[C]
I'm a fart lightin' fool
[C]
Kicked outta school
[C]
My family tree is a stump
[G]
I'm a minimum wage renegade
[G]
Master of the snipe hunt
Pre-Chorus
[D]
They got great big guns
[G]
Little tiny brains!
Chorus
[C]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
[G]
Tearing up the Everglades
[C]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
[D]
Your honor, I didn't know she was underage!
[D#] [F]
(I didn't know!)
[G]
Come on, Johnny!
[Guitar Solo]
[C] [G] [C] [D] [D#] [F] [G]
[G]
Verse 3
[G]
Got some little white pills from trucker man Bill
[G]
At a 'Bama ass-kickin' contest
[G]
I'm out in the woods, up to no good
[G]
Huntin' down a sheep to molest
[C]
I'm behind an outhouse facin' to the south
[C]
And I commence to fornicate
[G]
Out in the sticks, I'm the king of the hicks
[G]
A real hillbilly potentate
Pre-Chorus
[D]
They got little bitty brains
[G]
And great big guns!
Chorus
[C]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
[G]
Tearing up the Everglades
[C]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
[D] [D#] [F] [G]
I'm playin' with some live hand grenades
[G]
I'm on a redneck rampage
[G]
Tearin' up the Everglades
[G]
(Here I come, baby!)
[G]
I ain't gonna act my age
[G]
I'm on a- I'm on a redneck rampage
[G]
She didn't act underage, your honor
Outro
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